Hey girls making whining noises and other random sounds that resemble a baby is not adorable or cute or funny or enjoyable or anything so stop fucking doing it
Man I have a really nice butt now and I just bought some cute ass underwear but I have no one to show it all to, JUST LOOK AT MY BUTT
Imagine your hand without finger nails
It’s so sad when you actually realize that if you disappeared no one would notice. It really makes me feel so great to know that I’m not important to anyone.
When I think of love you’re the first person that comes to mind.
When I think of regret you’re still the first person that comes to mind.