May 2013
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
“It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Diary (via showslow)
The worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are
Hey girls making whining noises and other random sounds that resemble a baby is not adorable or cute or funny or enjoyable or anything so stop fucking doing it
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Man I have a really nice butt now and I just bought some cute ass underwear but I have no one to show it all to, JUST LOOK AT MY BUTT
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
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It’s so sad when you actually realize that if you disappeared no one would notice. It really makes me feel so great to know that I’m not important to anyone.
When I think of love you’re the first person that comes to mind.
When I think of regret you’re still the first person that comes to mind.
geeksotospeak:
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
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